Here are six techniques to trademark definite no one will visit your website more than once:
1. Use BLACK for surroundings and BLOOD RED, LIME GREEN, DAY-GLO ORANGE or ELECTRIC BLUE for record. To be genuinely effective and snub all your visitors, struggle these colours capriciously.
2. Use frames and tables, tables inwardly tables, frames near frames, to variety confident it would give somebody a lift until the end of time to download your hole page. The more the merrier. Make assured you ne'er use Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) for your piece of land ornamentation.
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3. Use as tons BLINKING, JUMPING and MOVING GIF files, flash files, and pavilion workbook styles as thinkable. There should be so several "moving parts" on your leaf that a mortal should have no thought where on earth to outward show at. My favorites are flags flaring in an hidden breeze, cute pets track and field up and low next to the headers, and a diligent message box inaugural and closing its lid non-stop.
4. Force your company to measure next to you not simply their hatchet job and second calumny but also their electronic communication addresses, car phone numbers, cardinal erstwhile earth addresses, learned profession history, traducement of their nearest and dearest members, a written record of their fingerprints, tax ID number, etc. BEFORE they can have a looking at at what you have. The much subject matter you ask them to tell up front, high will be the quantity that you'll ne'er see them over again.
5. Have a lot of faulty golf course that front to nowhere. Disappoint as numerous eyeballs as sufficient.
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6. Use as many piloting parallel bars as workable. Have a pilotage bar on the left, right, top and foot of all page, next to both similar and disparate links in them that do not tell any common sense or versification. That way your people will effortlessly be at sea what to clink on and why. And they will plainly click and convey on to other web tract. Hoorray!
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